Citigroup Asking for Treasury OK to Pay Bonuses to Key Employees (http://ping.fm/MFLTQ)

RT @Lileks To paraphrase: if sick, stay home until men in biohazard suits break down your door and set fire to your skeleton

#bandnames #wordcollection interrobang

Internet Users in Developing Countries Drag on Sites’ Profits - NYTimes.com (http://ping.fm/lGchJ)

In my experience, most memos are "torture" memos.

Sebastian Bach identifies his elbow, 2006 (http://ping.fm/7Sm9F)

Prepping my infamous Scalloped Corn for the "Hotdish Revolution" http://ping.fm/FKR62

9 Legal Drugs With Extremely Disturbing Side Effects (http://ping.fm/BG4Az)

is, once again, regretting that second energy drink of the day. Ooh, pretty neutrophils! *CRASH*

Always a bad sign: the phrases "French labor" and "more radical" in the same sentence. (http://ping.fm/ItVvI)

Walker Art Center: Removing the Cherry (http://ping.fm/GT4sH)

Sun Chips to Introduce Completely Compostable Bags (http://ping.fm/dcreV)

Riding the "station wagon" to work for #earthday! http://ping.fm/Szzh7

Signs of the Coming Apocalypse: Arizona DOT on Twitter (http://ping.fm/3r6jr)

Businessman burgled after being banned from using giant catapult (http://ping.fm/vIAdI)

The Associated Press: Exxon Mobil overtakes Wal-Mart to top Fortune 500 (http://ping.fm/pL6N8)

Ethan Coen's poetry: "The Drunken Driver Has The Right Of Way" (http://ping.fm/u4I8P)

For all public radio purposes, I'm now "Bryant San Carlos". (http://ping.fm/6dKqH)

The Chopped-Off Hands of Star Wars (http://ping.fm/ySQOP)

Facebook Users Get Worse Grades in College (http://ping.fm/kBXAW)

Game companies say: "No Fatties." (http://ping.fm/6Iyau)

Ben Goodger, "Pirate's Beard" (http://ping.fm/jGfWP)

Chemical decongestants 0, pouring warm salt water up mah nostrils 1.

Too lazy to stand on your Segway? Get a PUMA! (http://ping.fm/A4fRs)

Wow... talk about kicking people while they're down! (http://ping.fm/nSq1c)

Fighting the Nth sore throat this year... man, kids are just like little petri dishes with legs sometimes!